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Nov. 4th, 2008 @ 01:14 am The inequity of a loving God.
Current Location: 92507
Current Mood: distresseddistressed
Current Music: Daily Show Commercials

Dear Universe, How come Bernie Mac is dead and Dick Cheney is still alive??

Too Presumptive.
My Dearest Omnipotent power,
Though I am loathe to send so much as a memo of question regarding the rationale vis-a-vis who lives and dies on this unforgiving and barren boulder upon which you have seen place to drop us, nonetheless, I have some concerns regarding the fairness and and beneficence of a higher power that would allow Bernie Mac to expire but would overlook the obvious necessity of calling home the Vice...

Dear God.


Watchmaker, Sir.
How the fuck do you justify abandoning your creation at pivotal points in its history? I mean, seriously!!! Bernie Mac?? DICK CHENEY? JERRY BRUCKHEIMER? GEORGE DUBYA FUCKING COCKSUCKING BUSH?? SARAH HOWTHEFUCKDOYOUJUSTIFYTHISCUNT PALIN!??!?!?!??? WTF, HOLMES!!!!!!???


THERE IS NO GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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